Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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