dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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