i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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