I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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