Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you would pick up someone in the library
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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