Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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