Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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