On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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