She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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