Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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