It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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