Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have feelings that need drinking.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
