omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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