I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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