Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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