Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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