So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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