yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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