Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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