butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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