He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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