Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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