She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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