rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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