Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize