Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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