so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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