I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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