I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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