Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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