It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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