i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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