Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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