I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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