garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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