if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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