We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i out mim tonsoeep
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