I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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