Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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