dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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