Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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