If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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