His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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