I wish i was in the wii world.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
3 2 1 whiskey
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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