No, drunk sperm still make babies.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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