We won't sleep together?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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