69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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