fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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