How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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