he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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