it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize
