Me too!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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