have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she peed on how many people?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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