She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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