I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
