It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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