ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
accomplished twins. life is a go
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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